Sentenced to Life for Excessive Mischief
We’ve all been there—you start out having a little harmless fun, things escalate, and suddenly you’ve crossed the line from lighthearted antics to absolute, lockdown-level shenanigans. The "Got Too Silly" Goose Tee is the ultimate badge of honor for the class clowns, the instigators, and anyone whose chaotic energy occasionally gets them into a bit of trouble.
Featuring a beautifully detailed, cinematic graphic, this shirt tells a tragic yet hilarious story. Behind cold iron jail cell bars stands a majestic white goose, completely unbothered, rocking a bright orange inmate jumpsuit complete with a custom "Silly Goose" name patch. Framed by a gritty prison backdrop and bold, high-contrast typography reading "GOT TOO SILLY," it's a masterpiece of modern meme culture.
Why This Drop is Guilty of Being Awesome:
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Artisanal Internet Humor: A gorgeous, realistic art piece that takes a classic internet joke and turns it into a high-end streetwear statement.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Ideal for anyone who embraces their inner agent of chaos. Perfect for casual hangouts, festival wear, or an ironically cozy lounge look.
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The Comfort Colors 1717 Canvas: Crafted on premium 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton. It features a heavy, boxy vintage drape and that signature "lived-in" softness that won't warp or stiffen up, no matter how many times it goes through the wash.
Don't let your style get locked away. Secure your Prisoner Goose Anthem Tee today before they throw away the key!
Size Chart (values in inches):
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |